JD W.

JD is all about Magnum, P.I. He can grow his hair like him, wear oversized hats like him, wear really bad sweater / shorts / topsider shoe combinations like him, and freeload off of his friends like him. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a cool sports car like him, have a rent-free home like him, live in Hawaii like him, have Special Forces training like him, or get to fly around in an Island Hoppers Helicopter like him. On the plus side, JD doesn't even attempt the mustache.
JD didn't work in Naval Intelligence either, but he does study Modern European History. So that's sort of the same, only completely different. He doesn't have a 9m handgun either.
So he's just like Magnum, only lame.




